Hey don't go jumping to conclusions, ya just met me.

[But she totally gets a smile for that.]

Ah so you're just like me, Simon and Derrick! Sometimes I feel like we're the only ones who can't shoot lasers out of our eyes or run around with swords strapped to our backs or have pink hair.

[He starts gently applying the salve and then a soft bandage]

Huh. Yeah I guess you're right. Weird.